What is your favourite photo with your mother?

Me: oh really? Thanks for confirming! But I know what you've done in it!

Me: You drank my whole can of juice and just handed with that straw to trick me.

Mum: You know what? You weren't born with all the abilities you've right now! You were not even being able to drink the juice via straw. Just exhibited failed attempts to suck the whole straw. So I was teaching you how it's done! And this was when your father got that picture captured. But ultimately I had to feed you with a glass only!

High-Average, Low-Slugging Hitters Are Back, and Baseball Is Better for It - Sports Illustrated

Me: Mum what's this?

Me: (-_-) won't you explain?

This reminds me of a short tale once narrated by my mother!

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

Mum*laughs*

After looking at the picture that 12-13 year old me asked mum:

Mum : Photo

Mahmoud Khalil vows to continue protests after release from detention - Politico

Context picture:

Mum: hmm what?

Me: Babies are so dumb, so were I